Naval Architect Gifts

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Servicemen.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'So what have you been up to?'

COWMIKAZES

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"He lives in a block of flats"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Admiral in the bath.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners