Maritime Architect Gifts

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Building Sandcastles.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'So what have you been up to?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Suez Canal Curse

Victorian Royal Navy

Rats leave a launching ship.

Fish Food

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Suez canal blocking.

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

'Show off!'

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."