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'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"He lives in a block of flats"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Rats leave a launching ship.

Victorian Royal Navy

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Fish Food

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Suez canal blocking.

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'Show off!'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."