Marine Architect T-Shirts

'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I don't do windows."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

underwater knight

Building giant sand pies.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'So what have you been up to?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'