Marine Architect T-Shirts

'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Building Sandcastles.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I don't do windows."

underwater knight

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"He lives in a block of flats"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'