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"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Fish snorkling above water.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I don't do windows."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

underwater knight

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"He's a keeper!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Computer operator welding machine.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Crane fishing

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Shark food pyramid.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."