Maritime Engineer T-Shirts

"You call this a knot?"

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Suez Canal Curse

Suez canal blocking.

Will Christen Your Ship

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Rats leave a launching ship.

Goldilocks Sail Emporium

If only they'd taken it with them!

Ever Given Free

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

underwater knight

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Ever Given

AUKUS Deal Annoys France