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A Lucid Explanation

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're luckier than most people..."

Franken-Cat

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

underwater knight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Sea weed harvest.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.