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A Lucid Explanation

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're luckier than most people..."

Franken-Cat

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

underwater knight

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Sea weed harvest.

Moustached gentleman

Saved...life is good!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.