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"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ever Given

"International trade"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Rats leave a launching ship.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Coastguard

Suez Canal Curse

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'We're drifting apart.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.