Maritime Professionals Gifts

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Ever Given

"International trade"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Coastguard

Rats leave a launching ship.

'We're drifting apart.'

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."