Marine Professional Gifts

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"The hyenas started it."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Crab with a clown face.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Viking Loch Ness

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

underwater knight