Marine Professional Pillows

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crab with a clown face.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

underwater knight

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Leak in the fish tank.