Marine Profession Pillows

Confessions of a Lighthouse Keeper.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"The hyenas started it."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Crab with a clown face.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Viking Loch Ness

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."