Coastal Engineer T-Shirts

The sea looked at the sea wall. And the sea laughed.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"We rescued it from coastal erosion...mind you, the neighbours aren't appreciative."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Local Knowledge

Try me/try me/try me...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

underwater knight

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Life in the fastest lane.

"So what do you do for a living?"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Celestial Navigation

Climbing to the moon

'That must be the guy from corporate.'