Coastal Engineer Gifts

The sea looked at the sea wall. And the sea laughed.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"We rescued it from coastal erosion...mind you, the neighbours aren't appreciative."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Local Knowledge

Try me/try me/try me...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

underwater knight

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

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Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I am not afraid of you!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Life in the fastest lane.

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Celestial Navigation