Oceanic Engineers Gifts

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

underwater knight

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Batman O' War

Shark infested custard!

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Thar she blows!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."