Coastal Explorer Gifts

Ed Schumacher takes a much-needed working vacation.

Sea Shells For Sale

The Adventures of Eric the Lighthouse

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

Try me/try me/try me...

Local Knowledge

'Not 'wave.' WAVE!'

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

Coast Side Tours,"I suppose you're used to this sort of thing."

'We were just passing so....'

The Cliff Whites of Dover

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Let's not have children."

Holiday time.

Captain in a storm

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"What the hell took so long?"

The Origami Society...

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A Preschool of Fish

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.