Coastal Explorer Gifts

Ed Schumacher takes a much-needed working vacation.

Sea Shells For Sale

The Adventures of Eric the Lighthouse

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

Try me/try me/try me...

Local Knowledge

'Not 'wave.' WAVE!'

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

Coast Side Tours,"I suppose you're used to this sort of thing."

"Anywhere here is fine."

'We were just passing so....'

The Cliff Whites of Dover

No caption (Two lighthouses are lit. One toward the sea and one toward a roadway).

These are oysters --- They're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside!

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Let's not have children."

Holiday time.

Captain in a storm

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"What the hell took so long?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The Origami Society...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You two seem oddly suited."

A Preschool of Fish

In case of emergency - use tin opener...