Coastal Adventure Gifts

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Local Knowledge

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Beach snowman.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"He chases submarines."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Sea Horse outside saloon

When bored, we board

Sandy Floss

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."