Coastal Adventure Gifts

No caption (Two lighthouses are lit. One toward the sea and one toward a roadway).

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Beach snowman.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Sandy Floss

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

When bored, we board

"He chases submarines."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."