Coastal Travels Gifts

Sandy Floss

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Try me/try me/try me...

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Beach snowman.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Ever Given

Really Early Vikings

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse

Lighthouse switch

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Replacement Lighthouse

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Delivery."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."