Marine Researcher T-Shirts

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Titanic iceberg auction

Tidal research centre

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Captain in a storm

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Food Chain

'It must be the dead sea.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crab with a clown face.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

underwater knight

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Leak in the fish tank.