Marine Zoologist T-Shirts

'Bless him! He has always had a fascination with nature.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Mind the whale, dear."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"They're so like us."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Crab with a clown face.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Leak in the fish tank.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."