Marine Archaeologist T-Shirts

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

"'Discovered?' Typical colonial attitude! My family's been living here for generations!"

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

No caption (A diver looks at shipwrecks in bottles)

Good Ship Lollipop

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Captain in a storm

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"The hyenas started it."

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Food Chain

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Crab with a clown face.

'It must be the dead sea.'