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'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

Cat O' Nine Tails: "I thought he was an urban myth."

Unrecorded History

Remote control pirate bully

When laundry ruled the waves.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Destroyers"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'We should talk more.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Victorian Royal Navy

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Iron clad sailors

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Captain Thomas Coram.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One