Marine Archaeologist Mugs

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

"'Discovered?' Typical colonial attitude! My family's been living here for generations!"

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

Good Ship Lollipop

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Captain in a storm

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

When laundry ruled the waves.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Food Chain

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Crab with a clown face.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."