Maritime Researcher Mugs

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"International trade"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Ever Given

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"