Marine Research Mugs

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Lazy Octopus

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'It must be the dead sea.'

"They're so like us."

Crab with a clown face.

Turtle Hat

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."