Naval Researcher Mugs

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

COWMIKAZES

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Sub Editor

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Admiral in the bath.

Titanic iceberg auction

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Submarine Hunter.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

U Boat

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile