Maritime Archaeologist Gifts

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

Victorian Royal Navy

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

When laundry ruled the waves.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'We should talk more.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Titanic iceberg auction

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'What luck!'

Captain Thomas Coram.

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Trawlers

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Something tells me we're close!'

School of Fish

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

"I was hoping for a more personal pizza delivery!"

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

Gag iceberg.

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Playbuoy: 'Oooh, Mama.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Overweight Passenger on a Boat