Maritime Archaeologist Gifts

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

Victorian Royal Navy

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

When laundry ruled the waves.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'We should talk more.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Titanic iceberg auction

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Trawlers

'What luck!'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Captain Thomas Coram.

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Something tells me we're close!'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

Playbuoy: 'Oooh, Mama.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Gag iceberg.