Maritime Historians Gifts

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

Remote control pirate bully

When laundry ruled the waves.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Destroyers"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'We should talk more.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Long Johns Silver."

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'What I need now is a good publicist...'