Maritime History Gifts

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Francis Drake

The Adventures of Eric the Lighthouse

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

'Forgive me for asking, Captain, but shouldn't you have gone down with the ship?'

Talking to rats - "One more crack about my seamanship and you're off the captains table."

'I'm here to provide you a legal lifeboat.'

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

'Oh great, I just finished straightening all these.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

"Call in a couple of months or sooner if you notice water in the Bilge"

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Sea man

"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?"

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

Titanic Selfie

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

'Duty calls madam, a little matter of going down with my ship.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

Unsinkabull: 'Full speed ahead number one! Ice is merely frozen water...This ship can handle what is, after all, nothing more than a glorified ice cube.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

Replacement Lighthouse

He left without paying the docking fees? Yep -- That's why we call him "the skipper"!