Ship History Gifts

If only they'd taken it with them!

When laundry ruled the waves.

On the brink.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lost around a military base.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Destroyers"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

On board the MS Hepatology

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Long Johns Silver."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'