'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'
Maritime History Geek Gifts
Looking for a gift for your maritime history geek? Discover a collection of cleverly designed items that celebrate seafaring adventures, historic ships, and the age of exploration. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are ideal for those captivated by nautical tales and historic voyages. Elevate their passion with thoughtful, quirky keepsakes that echo the waves and tales of the high seas.
Remote control pirate bully
When laundry ruled the waves.
"Tell them we only have romaine!"
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore
'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'
"Can I interest you in a great white?"
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'
"He's a keeper!"
"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."
"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."
On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.
Ever Given
Selfie of the Golden Hinde
"Destroyers"
"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."
'We should talk more.'
Victorian Royal Navy
A grave with an anchor and periscope
Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.
F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."
"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."
'Kiss me Hardy.'
'What I need now is a good publicist...'
"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"
Iron clad sailors
'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'
U Boat
Lighthouse switch
Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."
Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One
Captain Thomas Coram.
Maritime History Geek Gifts Collection
Maritime History Geek Mugs
Explore our collection of maritime history-themed mugs—perfect for enjoying a hot drink while reminiscing about the age of exploration and legendary ships.
Maritime History Geek Pillows
Bring the spirit of the sea into your home with our maritime-inspired pillows—stylish, witty, and made for any nautical enthusiast.
Maritime History Geek Prints
Decorate your walls with our maritime history prints—detailed, witty, and perfect for any history or sea lover’s space.
Maritime History Geek T-Shirts
Check out our maritime history t-shirts—witty, stylish, and perfect for expressing your love for nautical tales and seafaring adventures.