Marine History Buff Gifts

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I don't do windows."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

"Destroyers"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."