Marine History Buff Prints

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Remote control pirate bully

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Destroyers"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Making fun of Starfish.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."