Marine Archaeology Gifts

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Support the Troops

Victorian Royal Navy

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"At ease!"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Fish Food

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

A Crown of Red Poppies

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters