Avian Caregiver Gifts

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

"Do me next."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Dog on man's stair lift

'I'm on my way!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Rex the Dog.

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Get a life!"

'Do you have any duck tape?'