Buzzing Around Apiaries T-Shirts

I got hot.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

Vacant possession.

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

The End of the Worker Bees

Beekeeping 101

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Honeycomb

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

"I never really get anything done. I just have the innate ability to always look busy."

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

Drive-thru Day-care

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

"Mom and Dad have to migrant now, so we're leaving you with the au pair."

'Cicely - You explain to him about the cuts in supplies of bird-seed!'

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'