Buzzing Around Apiaries Pillows

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Vacant possession.

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

The End of the Worker Bees

Beekeeping 101

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

Honeycomb

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

'Cicely - You explain to him about the cuts in supplies of bird-seed!'

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

"Mom and Dad have to migrant now, so we're leaving you with the au pair."

"I never really get anything done. I just have the innate ability to always look busy."

Drive-thru Day-care

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."