Buzzing Barflies Pillows

Bee Bar

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Wanna talk about it?

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

Cocktail Franks

'She's be great in the olympics. She can hang on a bar and chin for hours.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Happy Hour

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

*My wife doesn't understand me...

Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

"The reason I couldn't make it as a lawyer is I couldn't pass a bar."

"My grandfather dies from asbestos poisoning - it took 'em 3 weeks to cremate him...."

"I wasn't cable-ready."

Detox meets Botox.

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."