Buzzing Barflies Gifts

Bee Bar

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Wanna talk about it?

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'She's be great in the olympics. She can hang on a bar and chin for hours.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

Cocktail Franks

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Happy Hour

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

*My wife doesn't understand me...

"The reason I couldn't make it as a lawyer is I couldn't pass a bar."

"My grandfather dies from asbestos poisoning - it took 'em 3 weeks to cremate him...."

Detox meets Botox.

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

Appy Hour

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

No shirt, no shoes, no service. No credit. No checks. No happy hour. No refills. No singing. No dancing. No talking. No kissing. No wagering. No arm-wrestling. No politics. No food. Enjoy! ! !

"I wasn't cable-ready."