Barfly Banter Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who thrives on barfly banter? Our collection features playful and clever designs that embrace their love for socializing and spirited conversations. From humorous mugs to cheeky t-shirts, find something that will make them smile and spark more great stories at the bar.

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'She didn't say yes and she didn't say no -- she said 'get out of here before I call a cop.''

'She didn't say yes and she didn't say no -- she said 'get out of here before I call a cop.'' mockup

'She didn't say yes and she didn't say no -- she said 'get out of here before I call a cop.''

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"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."

"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced." mockup

"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."

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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face." mockup

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

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"My wife understands me."

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Your place or mine, or right here? mockup

Your place or mine, or right here?

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'Yeah she's got a good figure, but her dress sense puts me off.'

'Yeah she's got a good figure, but her dress sense puts me off.' mockup

'Yeah she's got a good figure, but her dress sense puts me off.'

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"Hang on mate - are you off-duty..??" mockup

"Hang on mate - are you off-duty..??"

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"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' " mockup

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

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"An everything Martini, please."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.' mockup

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head." mockup

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

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"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!" mockup

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

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'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.' mockup

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

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Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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"I forget to drink."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"You seem dangerous. I like that." mockup

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'No Fred, this one is one me!'

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"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer." mockup

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

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"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?" mockup

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

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'Joe has been partying hard!'

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'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!' mockup

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

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"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

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"Catnip for everyone."

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'Fried chickens.'

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Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?' mockup

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

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'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!' mockup

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

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Quiz Night...

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"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

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'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

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Barfly Banter Gifts Collection

Barfly Banter Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the lively spirit of barfly banter. Perfect for gifting or brightening their day with a witty touch.

Barfly Banter Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty messages perfect for anyone who enjoys a spirited chat over drinks.

Barfly Banter Prints

Decorate their space with stylish prints that celebrate the humor and charm of barfly banter.

Barfly Banter T-Shirts

Discover our humorous t-shirts that capture the essence of barfly banter. Great for those who love to keep the conversation lively and fun.