Barfly Aficionados Gifts

"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Butterflies

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Wanna talk about it?

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Another Martoonie?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

Virtual Babe

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

Butterfly Woman

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

The life of Vaughan Toulouse was blighted by puns.

Butterfly catcher about to get in to trouble with a giant butterfly

"I'm open to new things."

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

'Sorry, Professor, that's not the kind of specimen the doctor wants.'