Buzzing Beekeepers T-Shirts

The End of the Worker Bees

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Bees SOS

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Get out of my face!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Think about the honey."

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

No Mow May

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"I dunno...ask him."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"That so turns me on."

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Vacant possession.