Apiary Management Gifts

Polluted geese

Bumble Bee

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Biodiversity

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Think about the honey."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Employee of the month...

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Vacant possession.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

Beekeeping 101

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Mother's Day at the Hive

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'He's in witness protection.'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

The Drone Ranger

Illuminating agricultural production

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.