Apiculturist Gifts

Bumble Bee

Beekeeping 101

"Here we go again: 'European wasps massacre local bees'! So much for thinking animals are better than humans!"

"Have a good day at work girls. . ."

"Yeah, he looks a bit like an astronaut, but he's only a beekeeper..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"They’re real."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A Tumble Cow

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Who knew grass migrates?

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."