Apiculturist Pillows

Bumble Bee

Beekeeping 101

"Here we go again: 'European wasps massacre local bees'! So much for thinking animals are better than humans!"

"Have a good day at work girls. . ."

"Yeah, he looks a bit like an astronaut, but he's only a beekeeper..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Biodiversity

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Police Cow!

"You're famous, Angus."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."