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'Let's follow her next time she leaves the hive.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"They’re real."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"I've seen a tulip before."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Pull the udder one

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Can he come out and play?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'