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'Let's follow her next time she leaves the hive.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"They’re real."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"I've seen a tulip before."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'