Agriculture Aficionado Pillows

"Can you keep a secret?"

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

'Bovine Palpation'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'The bull's still alive and well, Mr. Fillimond, unfortunately he's not grazing in your field.'

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

Bird seed.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'You know what these things are worth in the states?'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

'Classes of Farmer and how they differ'

Farmer's Almanac.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Prize winning pig and farmer

Runner Bean...

'Well, no, I wouldn't say I'm a mad cow, although Farmer Brown does get on my nerves once in a while!'

"You won't mind if we see your 100,000 cattle first...?"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Boy - when they say don't miss a payment,they mean it.'

News Feed

"You youngsters will never understand what farming used to be about...you're to cosseted in your hated tractors surrounded your gizmos..."

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

Drought Dragon

Farmers' Market

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

A Buck an Ear.

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

asparagus tips...

'STOP dad! I found Kitty.'