Agriculture Admirer Pillows

Early Attempts At Agriculture.

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Well...from what I can remember, your father looked a bit like a turkey baster."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Rhubarb Crumble...

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

C.I.A destroy 'Wicken Leeks' by mistake!

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

Farmer and FIsherman

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."

"Sorry, we don't have any of that - how about a nice, juicy diet. . . ?"

GM Scarecrow

Tractor Art

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'City children have trouble with the concept of harvest.'

You are leaving the farm belt. Welcome to the farm pants

Jersey Potato

"I dunno how many sheep I've got. When I try to count 'em I fall asleep..!"

"I got Photoshop so we could easily find greener pastures."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Waiting For Rain.

"I won £20 in the local sheep-stake!!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Fresh milk