Agriculturists Gifts

US Farmers Leaving the Dark 80's for the bright 90's

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A Tumble Cow

Biodiversity

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Who knew grass migrates?

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"You're famous, Angus."

Farmer Christmas.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

An English Gold Field

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'